I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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