Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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