Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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