He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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