I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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