i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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