kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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