YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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