I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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