I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
