id be glad to
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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