Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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