I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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