U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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