Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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