That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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