Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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