you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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