Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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