some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
