Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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