Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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