How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
