I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
