last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Randomize
