so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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