dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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