what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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