i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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