found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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