it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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