Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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