I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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