I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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