were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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