I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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