I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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