Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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