Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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