i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Green mimosas i think yes
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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