He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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