idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
May the power of my ass compel you!!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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