woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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