so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
