well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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