So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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