At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Randomize
