I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He had one of those small greek statue penises
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Randomize
