We're like a lot better than the average bears
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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