His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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