I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I look better un-naked...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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