Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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