Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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