Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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