You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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