JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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